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Posted: Jun 26 2016, 05:01 PM
A plainly laid out website loads into your screen, its background pitch black to make the white font stick out. A large image of an elderly black woman smiles at you, and the crudely drawn ghosts that flank her share that grin. In bold, the words "DELANEY SEANCE SERVICES" pop out above this image. What follows is a brief description.
Statistics show that over 90% of our population carries regrets into the next life, and these can keep our Eternal Spirits chained to Earth forever. Have you lost a friend or loved once recently? Do you fear that they might have unfinished business? Then consult Delaney Seances Services -- this Vancouver-based business offers your dearly departed loved ones peace at mind, so that they might move on to the Afterlife without regrets to tie them down! Fees are non-negotiable, and satisfaction is guaranteed, or your money back!
To arrange an appointment, either contact us at "555-3250," leave a message in the comments section below, or email us at DSS@hotmail.com. Please note that inflammatory comments about Delaney Seance Services will be ignored.